Hurricane Earl, or the drunk uncle that never shows up on time and spoils the party.

Now, don’t get me wrong.  I have mad respect and reverence for Mother Nature and the power she has to turn our world upside down in the blink of an eye.

And yes, I understand that we’re in the throes of our annual hurricane season, and that a tropical storm can ratchet up to a Category 4 hurricane in a New York minute.

But damn! I’m sick of hearing about Hurricane Earl.  Get here already! He doesn’t know if he wants to be a Category 3 or 4, if he wants to go left or right, up or down, hit the East Coast today, tomorrow or Labor Day!  Make up your mind already!

He’s like the drunk uncle who never shows up to family functions on time, always says something to piss someone off, starts fights, creates chaos, and then goes home, oblivious to the pain he’s caused. 

 What a great way to end an otherwise uneventful summer. Thanks Uncle Earl.


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