And yes, I understand that we’re in the throes of our annual hurricane season, and that a tropical storm can ratchet up to a Category 4 hurricane in a New York minute.
But damn! I’m sick of hearing about Hurricane Earl. Get here already! He doesn’t know if he wants to be a Category 3 or 4, if he wants to go left or right, up or down, hit the East Coast today, tomorrow or Labor Day! Make up your mind already!
He’s like the drunk uncle who never shows up to family functions on time, always says something to piss someone off, starts fights, creates chaos, and then goes home, oblivious to the pain he’s caused.
What a great way to end an otherwise uneventful summer. Thanks Uncle Earl.
- Are you ready for Hurricane Earl? (dontmesswithtaxes.typepad.com)
- Hurricane Earl: A Lost Weekend for Airlines and Insurance Companies (dailyfinance.com)